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Wednesday, November 02, 2016

Main Tikam Belakang

Masuk deparment baru nih bukan lah senang. Macem.Macem nak kena blajaq balik. Jadi freshie tua. Kena rajin tanya and petebai muka bila tanya soklan yg kita rasa bodo. Tapi nak wat camna...soklan bodo pun bodo la kan janji kita kena tau untuk buat kerja. Banyak benda kena blajaq. Functionality...flow semua kena blajaq. And semua aku boleh blajaq and boleh pandai. Satu ja yg aku tak leh nak hadam hadam is perangai manusia. Macam macam perangai jumpa. Kalau macam macam saiz takpa....boleh layan saja...nie pe el sekoq sekoq...payah....depan kita baik saja....blakang kita baguih punya mengata....apa tujuan pun tak tau...dapat kepuasan kot no bila buat mcm nie....pancut lebih lagi kot no bila buat perangai dajai mcm tuh....manusia manusia...kita sabaq mcm mana pun esok esok nie puak nie buat lagi perangai bangsat depa....mcm lah besaq sangat kan...padahai apa pon tak tau...buatlah kat gomen nak tgk...tak silap hang dah lama mati kena santau ka apa kan....baru padan muka...sib baik laa kepala otak aku nie boleh pikiaq lagi....boleh cerita kot sini saja lah....boleh...haish....

Monday, September 28, 2015

People is just people.


Whatever you do...its impossible to satisfy everyone. Just be yourself and start being selfish is a good start...IF your are alway thinking about others first kinda person. Im not sure why am i mumbling this here and now. The truth is im just waiting for the clock to hit 7am sharp...so that i can sent out the report for the office routine task...

Okey..report SENT already.

Its been ages since my last following with the AF thingy. This year it happen i followed the show. Funny...maybe i just like that fat people in there singing...hehehe....well this year line up...quite nice....bila syamel and sufi....bila bila bila....it just ohsem talent although she is fat. Enough AF issue...stop....hehehe

So today gonna get a popcorn for my wife at ioi putrajaya....so need to wait till 10am before im going back home....

Also this morning....the stinky guy is here...everyone can smell his ketiak from far away....the smell only took 2 sec to get to the whole breathing area in the office...isnt that absurd....do something with your smell....nah i cant use deodorant....it will cause cancer....what kind of answer is that....we live in 21st century...not in the cave...shit head....



Sent from heaven

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Cak...Cak !!!

Dah lama tak tulis blog nie jadikan aku rindu pulak nak menulis... Cuma takdak bahan yg aku rasa worth to story kat blog. So aku decide nak cerita lah something yg aku tak pernah terpikir nak taruk kat blog....

Cerita nie jadi masa dekat dekat aku nak kawen, around april or may 2013 lah kan. Masa tue aku banyak berulang alik Penang - Kl...ye lah nak settlekan hal hal nak kenduri dengan nadeera. Untuk jimatkan cost, mmg aku bermalam kat rumah tok aku di bayan baru.. Rumah bayan baru kosong takdak sapa duduk time tuh sebab arwah mak duduk dengan my aunty sebab dia pun tak berapa sihat.

So, jadikan cerita....rumah kosong lama org kata ada BENDA dah start duduk. Tapi aku antara percaya and tak percaya. Tak mau percaya pun kena percaya lah jugak kan, mmg depa nie wujud and ada. So far masa aku dok berulang alik kl penang, penang kl. Takdak apa pun jadilah and aku pun tak pikiaq apa. Walaupun ada mak cik2 yg suka dok gempaq...tak lut and tak tergugatlah....

So at one night, balik dari settlekan benda dengan nadeera...sampai bayan baru aku terus mandi and selesa2...aku pun baring nak tidoq kat hall. Nak tidoq dalam bilik haangat weh....so port aku tidoq mmg selalu kat hall lah masa tue. So letak kepala ja aku pun ghaib hilang terus....selang 2 -3 jam mcm tue aku tersedaq dari tidoq....ada bunyi org batuk..."haih kuat betui jiran aku nie batok" dok ingat mcm tue lah. Tapi pastu dia bunyi lagi...kali nie betui kuat and dalam master bedroom which is betui2 depan tempat aku tidoq...

Haih kacau nih....actually tak rasa takut ka apa...cuma antara pasti or tak pasti.... Dalam hati ada perasaan sikit panas sebab tidoq kena kacau...so aku bangun ingin kepastian...masa bgn nak menuju ke muka pintu bilik master bedroom tuh...pintu bilik tue kena hempas tertutup rapat....

NOTE : pintu bilik nih mmg susah skit nak tutup sebab tikaq minyak dia dah lama and berlipat2 melekat bawah pintu. Kalau kita nak tutup kene pebetui dulu timaq minyak tue semua. So masa pintu di hempas...confirm bukan angin...it must be something yg cukup kuat utk tolak pintu tue...so dont gimme "angin kot nak hujan"

"Eh haram jadah babi aih bagi aku tekejut" secara spontan aku bukak pintu bilik bukak lampu and tengok bawah katil and atas almari semua...kalau aku nampak apa apa mmg hati nekad nak boh penumbok saja...nie rumah aku nih...nak gempaq2 plak...tapi takdak apa yg aku nampak....cuma aku tak leh tidoq lah pastu....lepas subuh baru aku tertidoq balik...hehehe...

So tak pikiaq apa lah ingat tarak apalah...settle lah...jangan kacau aku dah lah.... So malam kedua aku tidoq tempat sama jugak...kaki letak atas sofa...aku baring atas lantai...Hangat lah katakan...so mcm semalam..aku tertidoq nyenyak jugak... Tengah malam...aku tersedaq....ada benda tak kena...six sense aku triggered masa tuh....tengok jam around 230am...aku toleh lah kat pintu master bedroom lagi...aku nampak macam ada benda dok berkelip2...ish mata tak clear sangat and tirai nipis kat pintu the kot kena pukui angin...lepas gosok mata and aku on merangkak nak tgk benda apa yg dok berkelip...aku tidoq dalam lampu tidoq...so samar samarlah....masa tgh merangkak jarak dalam 1.5m....ada budak dalam umoq 2-3 tahun jengok aku dari belakang pintu and senyum....nak takut tak jadi sebab....budak tue muka dia sejibik muka aku masa kecik...aku tengok bawah and tengok lagi kat pintu...dia cak cak aku lagi mcm nak ajak main acilot plak....

Aku bergerak spontan....bangun bukak lampu satu rumah...baca quran sampai subuh....aku tak masuk lah dalam bilik tue dah...aku pun tak mau lah cari pasai lebih2 sangat...sebab dia tak bagi aku tekejut pun....lepas subuh mmg aku angkat bungkus...check in bajet hotel...tak bermalam dah kat bayan baru...but that's not the last time aku overnight kat bayan baru...

Dulu nak cerita...nnt org kata aku khayal ka mamai ka apa kan...tapi terpulanglah...nak percaya or tak mau percaya... its my story...witness pun cuma aku sajork...

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Free ice cream...

Today at work...i got free ice cream from QA people...huhu...i have my nasik lemak earlier this morning...So this is just what i need.. Hahahaha... Thank You for the ice cream...magnum mini...finish it in merely 8 second...Next time i will try the normal magnum and will try to finish it below 10 second...Hurmmm seem like a plan right ?? Yess good plan....plan to die early...hehehe...anyone want any tip for you to die early but with a smile you can ask me...anyone want to live longer but end of day youll regret your life...ask my friend cdownerkun...hahahahahaha... Jangan marah haaaa cdownerkun...you know im joking....

my two good friend .... cdownerkun with a flapjack..hahahaha

My gud friend as well...sometime clueless on what happening around her...gonna be mommy soon...

Everyone is doing fine now !!! 


Friday, April 24, 2015

Not a good sleep

Back from work yesterday, i head straight back to hospital. Looking forward to be with my daughter. She was happy and smiling and jumping as i land my eyes on her...hehe... This is the best feeling ever... but i was hungry at the time as well. So hungry that i kept telling my wife... "abg lapaq" again and again. hehe...in a way for me to indulge myself over her after work..hahahaha... After eat and play a bit wigh my lovely Batrisya, i felt sooo tired..and we went to sleep... its not a good sleep on a bench...for a fat guy like me...that bench seem like mini bench... Dont laugh...you still laughing right !!! Stop it !!! hehehe...so i had been awake multiple time last nite....what a sleepless night...
My precious
ooooh my tummy...hahaha...my tummy on a mini bench !!!